If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.