In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?