God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.