When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!