I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.

I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant.