I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.