I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.