If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.