The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.

The child-teacher relationship is crucial.

True love usually results in a hostage situation.

I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding themselves that they lose their taxicabs. They don't see that what kind of napkin you get at a delicatessen is a matter of much significance in the world today. That's why they don't get linen.