The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.