My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.