Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!