Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.