Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Kristen SchaalSome women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.
Kristen SchaalI would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
Kristen SchaalGuys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Kristen Schaal