Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.