Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.