Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.