Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!