Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?