Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.