Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.