Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?