Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.