Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.