I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.