I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.