I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.