All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?