I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.