I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.