One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'