One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.