One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.