One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.