One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.