One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.