One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.