One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.