One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?