One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.