One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.