One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.