I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.