I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.