Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Kristen SchaalI wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
Kristen SchaalI prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
Kristen SchaalI would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
Kristen Schaal