Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.