I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.