I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.