One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.