I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?