I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'That is exactly why it's a good thing that I'm on TV.'

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.