I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.