I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.