I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.