I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.