I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.