I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.

Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well... she's got eyes.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.