I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.