I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.