I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I mean if you two were to make love, that would be gay. Two men touching each other physically and emotionally...erotically caressing each other...on the hood of a car...or the back of a movie theater.