The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.