The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.