I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.