You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.