It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.