I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.