Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.