Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?