I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.