I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.
I find human contact repulsive.
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.