Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Do not degrade me in the military uniform I wear for it represents the love I have for my country, and the sacrifices myself and millions of other American soldiers make everyday to protect the freedom we enjoy by living in the United States of America.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

I find human contact repulsive.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.