Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.