Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I find human contact repulsive.

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.