I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.