Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
You write about what you know.
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.