Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
A place to go - that's what my mother always instilled in me. You need a place to go. And you're worthless unless you have a place to go.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.