You write about what you know.

I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.