You write about what you know.

I find human contact repulsive.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

I don't like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.

I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.