I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.