You write about what you know.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

I find human contact repulsive.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.