I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.