A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.
Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.
You write about what you know.