I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.