Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.
A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.