I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

Everyone has a family tree; the Dawsons have one, it's a weeping willow.

I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.