I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?
I know my name will always be linked with women.
Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.