My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him.
Les DawsonI knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
Les DawsonI was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and I just happened to glance at the night sky and I marvelled at the millions of stars glistening like pieces of quicksilver thrown carelessly onto black velvet. In awe I watched the waxen moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an amber chariot towards the void of infinite space wherein the tethered bolts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever in their orbital majesty; and as I looked at all this, I thought, 'I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson