In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
Lewis BlackWhat is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.
Lewis BlackIt's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
Lewis BlackIf you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'
Lewis Black