Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on how to do that in the most fiscally responsible manner possible.

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.

I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the laugh. What it did make me conscious of was having empathy for those without any power in this country. That has always stuck with me.

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'

I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.