There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.