On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.