Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.