On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Spring time is the land awakening.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.