On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on and you're up to somethin'.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Spring time is the land awakening.

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"