I would've been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.
Maria BamfordI do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
Maria BamfordHere's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!
Maria Bamford