I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better.

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice.