I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better.

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.