The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.