The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.