You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.