You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.