Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.
Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!
You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.
Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started
Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.