I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.