I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he's working.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.