I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.