I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
I just read about a schoolteacher who got hurt. She was grading papers on a curve!
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.