Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.