Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!