My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.