Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.