It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
I bought my son an indestructible toy. Yesterday he left it in the driveway. It broke my car.
At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.