He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Most attorneys practice law because it gives them a grand and glorious feeling. You give them a grand - and they feel glorious.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.