My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once in a while. This year my boss gave me the name of a new doctor.
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?