She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
You look like a normal person, if you can find a normal person who wants to look like that.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"