It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.