Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

One teacher recently retired with a half-million dollars after 30 years of working hard, caring, dedicating herself and totally immensing herself in the problems of the students. That gave her $50. The rest of the money came from the death of a rich uncle.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I don't date women my age. There aren't any.