It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?