Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

Now that doctors have stopped making house calls, lots of patients now have to die without their help.