For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.