It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away.
For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was my kid for one day!"
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.