Sir, I didn't deserve the grade you gave me on this test. Do you know a lower one?
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!