A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
Radio... that wonderful invention by which I can reach millions of people... who fortunately can't reach me.
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.