My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.