My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.