There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids!
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached.
My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands