I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.
Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs.