Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.

The last time I saw Marilyn was in late 1959, when I appeared in Let's Make Love at Fox. The wide-eyed Marilyn I had first known was gone. This Marilyn was more beautiful than ever.

There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"