You're aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot.
Do you realise that Eve was the only woman who ever took a man's side?
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.