What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
Remember when you had your face lifted... and the guy brought it back.