Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.
I don't date women my age. There aren't any.
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce.
There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list.
I don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.