My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?