I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.