Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.