Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
A thing of beauty is a job forever.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.
My brother applied for work, but was told by the company that it had more employees than it needed. My brother said, "Don't worry. The little bit of work I do won't be noticed !!!"
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.