She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.

For every studen with a spark of brilliance, there are about ten with ignition trouble.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

The human brain is special. It starts working as soon as you get up and it doesn't stop until you get to school.