For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.
I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.
We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."